Interview With 'Saltwater Injection'

Firstly, introduce yourselves and tell us a little bit about the band and how you came to be?

We are Saltwater Injection, and we've never cum in a bee, we don't agree with beastiality.

What were you all up too prior to the band, was this always the chosen path or did you have other dreams and aspirations?

We didn't even choose this path, the 'Brine Brother' chose it for us. We don't really have any recollections of what life before the Brine Brother was like.

Tell us about your latest EP and why our readers should check it out.

Our new EP, 'Regurgitated For The People', should probably be owned by everybody; only the brave should actually play it though.

It's a document of our times played in the frenzied state that the pressures of modern life create. (We have our say on the EP here.)

Who would you say is the bands main song writer or is it a group effort and where do you draw your inspiration lyrically and musically from?

Everything is written by the Brine Brother. We then channel everything he has given us into a sound that can bust eardrums. The inspirations are the horrors and the joys of the world that surround us.

As a band what do you believe is your greatest achievement to date?

At the end of every show or recording session our main achievement is surviving that event. Playing with bands we genuinely love and respect is pretty good too.

Have you ever come face to face with someone within the music scene who has left you awestruck and why?

Mark E Smith told us to fuck off at The Tiv in Buckley and we met Tony Visconti while he was putting deodorant on at the Liverpool Academy, but we didn't really know who he was.

One time we saw a tramp throw his own turd at a guy in a suit from at least 20 metres away. The sound that made was truly astonishing.

If we were to head out to one of your live shows what can ourselves and others expect?

Flowers, perfumes, nudity and feces in your faces.

If you had one artist/band that you could go on tour with tomorrow who would it be and why?

GG Allin And The Murderjunkies, we could learn how to be better at genuinely disturbing people. Probably best for GG to have a separate van though....

You can spend an hour with a musical icon living or dead, who would you pick, why and what would you speak about?

Bob Marley, I'd tell him to get that fucking foot of his amputated, I think he still had some good rydims left in his mind tank that the world could have done with. And got blazed. Obviously.

And finally and most importantly is Die Hard a Christmas Movie?

Of course it fucking is. Infact it's not A Christmas film, it's THE Christmas film, alongside the Santa Claus movie of course

'Regurgitated For The People' Available Now!